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THE CHOATE NEWS: Friday, October 12, 2007

Only In America

By The News Staff

The News Staff






Pittsburgh, PA

A man was jailed afer trying to get change for a one million dollar bill. When the cashier refused and confiscated the bogus bill, the man flew into a rage and defaced store propety.



San Francisco, CA

A California man was sentenced to seven months in prison after gunning down an ostrich that had kick him and his friend.



Greenville, ME

The owner of a Maine eatery is offering a dish called “The Skinny Dip” free for anyone willing to jump naked into Moosehead Lake.



Richmond, VA

A brain was found in a bag near a suburban apartment complex. Authorities were unsure if it formerly belonged to a human or animal.