Art teacher Stephen Murmur was placed on administrative leave after Chesterfield County school officials learned that he creates floral and abstract art by pressing his paint-covered genitals and posterior on canvas.
Austen, TX
Texas State Representative Edmund Kuempel has introduced a bill that proposes allowing blind people to hunt while in the company of a sighted hunter.
Westminster, CO
A man locked out of his house attempted to enter by sliding through the chimney, only to fall twelve feet and get stuck before he had reached the bottom.
Wichita, KS
Wichita, KS: A Wichita man called the police to report the armed robbery of $1,100 worth of marijuana that he had been attempting to sell at his home.
