John Sheehan, 33, was arrested by police last Saturday on suspicion of carrying a concealed weapon. Police approached Sheehan, who was lying naked on a tree stump, and were forced to draw their weapons when he informed them that he had a wrench hidden in his rectum.
Lafayette, IN
Kentucky police officer Sullivan McCurdy accidentally shot himself in the leg while trying to unload his gun as he was driving on Interstate 65 last Sunday.
Honolulu, HI
47 year-old Alden Kaupiko was arrested Friday under suspicion that he chopped down a utility pole in order to obtain its copper wiring.
Newark, NJ
Animal control officer Denton Infield was forced to corral and lasso a 600 pound bull that was running loose through the streets of Newark last Friday.
